8 Reasons Why Your Modified Car SUCKS!
February 4, 2011 
4 Comments
This post is one of my favourites so far, it’s the 8 things you can do to make your car crap, or in other words, how to make it chav tastic! Here’s my personal recommendation: Invest in your car speed before anything else, that’s what people respect, not what the car looks like. My car is a sleeper, but it goes like shit of a shovel.
8 Ways To Make Your Car Crap
1. Having a Sunstrip
Some of you may argue this is a nice addition to your car, it’s not.
2. Spinners
Wow.. these are the ultimate of uncool, no one is impressed by this, actually I lie, perhaps 10 year old boys, I guess that’s why you got them, to attract your pray…
3. Modifying a Car That Shouldn’t Be Modified
This is a SIN so many young “boy racers” make, they get their parents second car or put together there savings and buy a cheap car, something like a KA. They then spend all there money trying to make something that’s shit, look good.
4. Painting Your Break Calipers
Yes, coloured calipers look great on sports cars, but when you paint them yourselves, using some paint you picked up from Halfords, it’ looks beyond crap. Avoid at all costs if you want to roll with me.
5. Changing Your Rear Lights
Changing your car lights can make it a look better, myself I have done it to my car and it looks a lot better then standard. Most people who did this, go for the chrome rear lights that stand out BIG TIME because they don’t go with the car and just look ridiculous.
6. Paint Jobs
Another hit and miss with a lot of drivers, keep it simple.
7. Lowering Your Car To Much
Yet again.. it’s a hit and miss with some people, usually it makes your car look sporty, do it to much and it will look like you had 1 to many fat girls in the back.
8. Lambo Doors
Lambo doors go on a Lambo. (full stop, nothing else I need to say)
ENJOY 
how saaaad, haha bare jokes
verryyy nice
This is a great post! Made me laugh with the Lambo Doors !
Wow! just wow! everything I’ve always hated, YOU HATE TOO! That is awesome.
I agree with everything here, especially number 3. I’m sick of seeing 2001 Accent hatchbacks with petty pieces slapped on. I would like to add two points to your argument, though:
1. Just one mod. It seems to me that all the boys are in competition to see who has the biggest rear wing.
2. <150 hp. Need I say more? (Or less, in this situation)
The competition is really too easy here.